Awkward Situation #174

Today I had an awkward and ultimately funny conversation with my host dad. In the morning I made some food, but then I had to run to school before I was able to wash the dishes from the food that I made. So I texted Boris, my host dad, like a nice exchange student should. To sum up my text, I basically told him that I didn't get a chance to do the dishes, but that I would do them as soon as I returned tonight. I also mentioned that I would be home for dinner Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Sounds good, right? Wrong. Apparently what I said to him loosely translated to the following:

I didn't have time to wash myself this morning, but I'll do it as soon as I return home. Also, I think that this afternoon, tomorrow, and Thursday I will be in the house for dinner if that works.

He responded to me, more or less, with "Can you say that in French?" Of course, at the time, I didn't understand. I had already said it in French! So I repeated myself but with different words and shorter sentences.

When I got home for dinner, he said to me in French, "Do you understand why I was confused earlier?" I said that no, to be honest, I was confused myself. He then explained what had happened. I basically told him that I didn't shower this morning, but that I will later today and that he shouldn't worry. Also, I'll be home for dinner this week.

Incredibly awkward. We laughed about it tonight at dinner though. So all is well in the cosmos.

I Wrote This In 6 Minutes and Then I Added a Few Pictures

Saturday night the group gathered together and made a delicious dinner. It was at the house of our friend's host family. Everything was put in place at the last hour before we headed to the house. Myself and a few others ran to buy chicken, pasta, garlic, etc. With the help of each other, we made Chicken Marsala with a white wine and mushroom sauce. We made pasta and sauteed veggies. We made a unique sauce from pasta sauce, heavy cream, flour, white wine, and oil. We drank a ton of wine. This was a really fun weekend. Here's a picture of some of the finished product that doesn't really do it justice.


If you're in the States, or if you've been at university for the past few weeks, you'll probably scoff at the following couple sentences. School has finally started here, and it's rough. It's quite comparable to a semester at the University of Illinois, except every single class is in French. French classes are structured a little differently than American ones. There are SIGNIFICANTLY less things to do for tangible grades. There are maybe 4 different grades that go into your final grade. However, there is a lot more reading. And it's not the bullshit general education reading that plenty of freshmen go through. Participating and understanding lectures is a major part of classes here. In that vein, you kind of have to do the readings. It's a trade-off. Less papers and no online postings, but more reading.

We've started to look at some cool weekend trips, as well as spring break trips. As of today (Sunday) we are hoping to go to Normandy this coming weekend. Planning trips with more than like 4-5 people gets very tricky, but I think we're going to pull this one together tomorrow after class. Monday is my worst day for classes - six straight hours. Then on Tuesday I have 4.5 hours. Then 3 on Wednesday, and finally  just a couple hours of museum visiting on Thursday's. If I can get through Monday, all will be well in the cosmos. Everything else is excellent here, my French is starting to sound a tiny bit better and the food is, as always, perfection. More updates to follow later in the week.

Noah


PS: Oh yeah on Thursday we went to a club. Every Thursday there is an "International Party" at this club. This week's theme was American, and they had beer pong. We finally got the French people to stop messing around at something they didn't understand, and proceeded to enjoy ourselves at their makeshift BP table. The club atmosphere was kind of weird, but overall it was a unique experience.




PPS: We were lucky enough to see our friends from Leuven, Belgium while they visited Paris. We went to our favorite Irish bar on Friday night and serendipity caused all of the Belgium students to successfully make it our way. Shouts out to Lauren Pliskin and Jaclyn Schwartz, it was very good to catch up with that crew. 

Recent music:

I Shall Be Free No. 10 - Bob Dylan

My Key - Atmosphere

First Day of Classes: FIN

After a week of class, I feel noticeably more confident in my time here in France. The language interactions are still awkward and stunted, even with my host family. That being said, my capacity to understand native French has increased. My capacity to speak French has increased (marginally). Classes are not nearly as daunting as they were on Monday. Today (Thursday) I only had one class: Romantisme. As you can guess, that means Romanticism in French. Our Romantisme class is split up into Tuesday's and Thursday's. Each Tuesday, we meet for 90 minutes and discuss the Romantisme movement in France - paintings, writings, sculptures. Each Thursday, we go to a different museum in France and see Romantisme. It's quite an amazing opportunity. This morning we met at the Louvre to look at neoclassic work by Italian artists. Neoclassicism was the precursor to Romanticism. It featured geometric lines, throwbacks to Greek and Roman life, and dramatic fresco-like scenes.

So that was today. I'll just add that I'm taking a class called "Tourism and Gastronomy", which is probably the best decision I've ever made. Some of the assignments on my syllabus include "Visit the Museum of Chocolate", "Visit the Salon of Wine and try a bottle", and "Learn about French cheeses". So yeah, things are going pretty well here. We're going out tonight around Montparnasse, which is the south part of Paris. Then I have some friends visiting from around Europe for the weekend.

A bientot!
Noah

End of Weekend Recap

So many things have happened in the past 3 or so days that I can't even begin to describe all of it. So I won't. Goodbye.

















Nah. The past couple nights we've been spending our days doing various orientation activities, then sightseeing, then going out and partying. It's been really fun. I'll break it down a bit day by day.

Thursday
In the morning we visited, for the first time, our future school. L'Institut Catholique is a university in the 5th arrondissement of Paris, just a two minute walk from the Luxembourg Gardens. The campus is incredibly nice. The courtyard is kind of Hogwarts-y, and there is a library underground (quite similar to the Undergrad Library at UIUC actually!). We walked past the seminary gardens that are on the way to the building that houses are classes, and took a brief (very brief) verbal test to determine our level of French.

We went to this jazz club called Caveau de la Huchette. I had been there before a couple years ago and really enjoyed it. They play American style swing music, and there's a little area in the front where people can dance. Cover was a bit expensive, even with a student discount, 10 euros. Still, the music is awesome and it's cool to see an interesting slice of people of different ages and from different countries dancing REALLY well to jazz and swing music. I think it's a fun spot to take people visiting Paris after a day of tourism. After jazz we walked just down le rue to an American-type club called "Bull's Brothers". It had loud music. It had overpriced drinks, including these sugary, (chocolatey?) tequila shots. It had French people clapping an excessive amount during music. It had a man drinking flaming booze off the bar.


All in all, a jam-packed day and night. I was up until 2am, which isn't horrible for us college types but in Paris it definitely set me back.

Friday
I mentioned Le Marais in an earlier post - it's a chic neighborhood with Jewish roots located in the 3rd/4th arrondissements. On Friday I returned there after a group event. As a group, we took a tour of the Centre Pompidou. It's a fantastic museum of modern art in the center of the city. Unfortunately, I was both hungover and sleep-deprived, so I wasn't able to appreciate it fully. The bibliotheque (library) in the Centre is free and huge, so I definitely plan on going back.


Anyway, Le Marais. Most of the group walked the 15 minutes from the Pompidou to the Marais in search of some delicious falafel. One thing to keep in mind is that we left the Pompidou a little before 3pm on Friday. The Marais, on some streets, is packed with majority-Jewish businesses. What happens on Friday afternoons for Jews? Shabbat. In an effort to sell as much as they can before Shabbat, businesses scramble to prepare food, close out customers, and shutter their stores before sundown. In an effort to prepare for Shabbat dinner and all of Saturday, people walk briskly around the Marais buying up last minute groceries. Now, if you (the reader) are even a rarely-observant Jew or have been to Israel before, most of the above paragraph will not surprise to you. My friends on the Illinois Program in Paris though, being neither of those things, found it quite interesting. We sat down in L'As du Fallafel, the same little falafel joint that I went to earlier in the week, and ordered some shnitzel and falafel sandwiches. On account of Shabbat, it came out incredibly fast. And as you can guess, it was delicious. Here's Jocelyn, a friend from our trip, contemplating her new falafel friend.


Friday night we checked out a different jazz club just down the street from the one from Thursday. It's called Caveau des Oubliettes, which translates to something like "Tomb of Oblivion". Yikes. Music was good though, blues-y and the French singer's voice was quite impressive. 


After jazz we bought some wine, drank it, and headed to an Irish pub across the rive from Notre Dame. Fun atmosphere, with some cool bartenders and a good group of people. At one point, the live musician at the bar decided to take a break. He says, "I'm going to take a short break." An Irishman at the other end of the bar yells, "Make it a long one!"


Saturday
Versailles! The former seat of the French monarchy. On Saturday we took a tour of Versailles, which is about an hour outside of Paris by local train. The palace was absolutely enormous. And I'm just talking about the palace for the moment, not the gardens. All of the gates were in gold, and the rooms were on average 10 times the size of any room in my house. You could very clearly see why the peasants despised the monarchy. And also why Louis XIV, "le roi du soleil", was able to perpetuate the idea of a divine monarchy.

That night, we returned to the same Irish pub that we had gone to Friday night. It was much more crowded this time. And we drank many more Guinness. Good times. We went to bed incredibly late. Host families commence on Sunday.

Sunday
I am officially experiencing culture shock. That’s not a bad thing, but it’s definitely happening. The feelings that define my “culture shock” have alternated between fatigue, stress, nervousness, and excitement. Today we moved into our host families. As I mentioned, we had gone out to an Irish pub near Notre-Dame the night before, so we were all more than a little bit tired. I was fortunate enough to receive a ride from our dorm from my host dad, Monsieur Kamenezky. Most of the other students either walked or took a taxi to their families.

Every sentence in French is a struggle. Even as I write this blog and think in my head in English about what I want to say, I’m really not too worried about 1. Vocabulary 2. Syntax or 3. Grammar. But quand je parle en français, je dois penser et parler lentement. Souvent, je ne peux pas dire les choses très simples que je veux dire. (When I speak in French, I have to think and speak slowly. Often, I can’t say the really simple things that I want to say). In French, vocab, syntax, and grammar are an uphill battle. It sucks right now to not have the precision of language and the broad vocabulary that I take for granted. But I know that’s it’s temporary, and that the French only becomes easier.

My host family consists of a father, and his 26 year-old son, David. They live in the southeast part of Paris, in the 13th arrondissement. I really like the living situation for two reasons. First, the 13th is a residential neighborhood without many touristy attractions or frills. I’ve walked around a little today and the area is relatively quiet, with some good food and a few calm parks. The 13th also contains Paris’ Chinatown, which will be cool to check out. 

The second reason is that my family lives dans une maison, in a house. Paris, like a lot of Europe, is a crowded city in which housing is definitely smaller than housing in the United States. So I was excited to live in a house, but I realistically expected something incredibly small. In fact, the house is quite beautiful and not at all tiny. There is a large living room and past the living room is a small garden. The kitchen and dining room table are together, past the living room on the first floor. Upstairs, there is an office for M. Kamenezky and bedrooms for him, David, and the older daughter Alice (who lives in the north of France). PAST my host dad's room is a whole another section of the house, with a piano sitting room that has bookshelves and couches. There also is a cave, a basement, with workout equipment and a laundry machine. They've given me Alice’s room for the semester, which is a good size. It also is decorated exactly how I would decorate my own room.




Okay, maybe not. Still - the house is amazing and I'm very lucky to be here. We start classes tomorrow (Monday) which is nerve-wracking. Should be a quite an experience! I'll make sure to post some thoughts on the classes once I get through my 6-hour day tomorrow.

Monday
Voila, it's tomorrow. The 6-hour day felt like what you can imagine 6 hours of learning in French feels like. Mentally and physically fatiguing. I'm taking a total of 5 courses here for 15 credits:

1. Tourisme et Gastronomie
2. Histoire de la France
3. Litterature francophone africaine
4. Panorama de la litterature
5. Romantisme

Today I had Histoire and Litterature africaine from 10H30 - 13H30, with about 30 minutes to grab lunch and walk across the Luxembourg Gardens to the Institut Catholique for the last, 3-hour class: Panorama de la litterature. Suffice to say, some classes were better than others, some classes were harder than others. The main thing is that I made it through the day. Each subsequent day from Monday - Thursday is easier than the one before it in my schedule. On Monday I have 3 classes for 6 hours, but by Thursday I only have one class that meets in a different museum each week. And I have NOTHING on Friday, which will be great for travel.

I wrote a good amount yesterday about culture shock. Believe it or not, but I'm already feeling a bit better about that then I was yesterday. I think it has largely to do with sitting down at another meal with my host family and getting to know them better. My host-brother, David, is a really cool and helpful guy. He also has an unreal setup for gaming and using a computer. It's basically just a giant TV with a giant desk and a PlayStation 4. Tomorrow I have my Romantisme class, followed by Tourism and Gastronomy. Should be exciting! I made it through today, so tomorrow only gets better.

I'd love to Skype/Whatsapp/Google Hangout with all my friends and family who are reading this, so definitely hit me up and we'll find a time.

Love,
Noah


P.S. Send me your address if you want an obnoxious postcard.

P.P.S. Interesting articles I just read below:

Pour It Out - These Unofficial Shirts are Skunky - Smile Politely

Putin Makes Peace, but Not Before His Minions Try To Kill Jewish Poet Boris Khersonsky - Tablet Mag

Travel Tips and Cultural Comparisons

Today was our last "normal" day of orientation, and we spent the bulk of it discussing 1. tips for traveling around Europe and 2. cultural differences and similarities between the United States and France. In a nutshell, the French don't like being bothered in a public. The end.

The travel portion was the most interesting part of the day - we received a lot of information and suggestions about travel around Europe, but also about some cool, off the beaten-path trips in France. Michel, who works at the Illinois in Paris Program, went step by step through most of the major French regions with suggestions on trips and how to go to the locations. I've already planned a trip to Amsterdam with friends in late March, and I'm looking into several different trips both in and outside of France. The tough trip that I need to try out is the spring break trip. I'm lucky enough to have a 2-week spring break starting in late April, and I have an unbelievable amount of options for where I can go. 

Some possiblities:

-Italy
-South of France (and possibly also Italy)
-Spain/Morocco
-Eastern Europe (Prague, Vienna, Budapest, Krakow, and/or Warsaw)
-UK
-Copenhagen
-Tallin, Estonia --> Helsinki --> St Petersburg

I think that last one would be the most interesting, but definitely the most tricky, logistically. And possibly pretty expensive for the flights. Still, if I could go to Russia it would be quite dope. That's all for now. Check out this article below and a couple songs I've been listening to. 

From an internet cafe near the Luxembourg Gardens,
-Noah





Reading and Listening to:

Here Are The Three Victims Of The Chapel Hill Shooting - Buzzfeed

New York I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down  - LCD Soundsystem

Sound of Silver - LCD Soundsystem

Tour of the Tour

Transport
Navigo is the French version of Chicago's Ventra card, or of London's Oyster. The difference is that for Navigo, you need to attach a small picture of yourself onto the card in order to be allowed to use it. Here's mine below.


Cute, right?

All of the Metro stations have a photobooth type machine called "Photomaton" where you can spend 5 euros to get a few passport-sized pictures of yourself.


Marais - Monday evening

If you read my first post (which you have to if you want to read this one. Legally, you have to) then you'll know that Paris is separated into 20 districts - the 1st one in the center of the city and the rest spiraling outwards from the city. In the 3rd arrondissement, there is a small area called Le Marais, literally "The Swamp". I don't know much about the history of the area, but it is the historical Jewish quarter of Paris, as well as a recently-chic part of the inner city. Kind of like a cross between Jerusalem, Soho, and well...Paris. Anyway, I walked around Le Marais for a little bit yesterday and bought a delicious sandwich at L'As du Fallafel, a falafel place in the area. The area has some unbelievable bakeries and restaurants, plus some cool art stores. And recently (unfortunately) they have a lot of armed soldiers guarding synagogues and stores.





Monday night
By last night we had mildly recovered from our jetlag, so we decided to head to the Eiffel Tour - Le Tour Eiffel. Of course, we bought a few (6) bottles of wine on the way there! When we stepped off the Metro, we saw the Eiffel Tower. I've been there a couple times before, and I think that its the most overrated and underrated site in a Western major city. 

Overrated because of the absolutely insane amount of hype and symbolism around the building. Underrated because, no matter how many times you see it, the Eiffel Tower is a beautiful, proud structure - as well as a testament to human ingenuity and industrial prowess. The Tower had 2 spotlights and sparking lights on it when we stepped off the Metro at the "Bir-Hakeim" stop. I couldn't get a good picture of that unfortunately, but here's one from a few feet in front of the Tower.





We spent our fair share of time gawking at the Tower before making our way down the street to the Seine, the river that cuts through Paris. We spent about an hour hanging out on the river, bracing the cold, drinking wine, and celebrating the 21st birthday of Saisha, who's on the trip with me. It was a fantastic night and between all the activity and the wine, we slept like babies. Bye bye jetlag.

Tuesday morning

The night before I had gone to a Pharmacie to buy shampoo and conditioner. Except, apparently conditioner n'est pas un chose (isn't a thing) in France. The physical substance that we know to be "conditioner" exists. But it isn't called conditioner. It's called...apres-shampooing, which means "after-shampoo". Those creative French people, right?



It's now Tuesday afternoon as I'm writing this. I've spent the past couple hours wandering around the 6th district, which contains St. Germain de-Pres and a lot of cool history. I also spent some time walking through the Luxembourg Gardens, which is a vast and beautiful park south of the Seine. Until next time, keep it trois cents.

Luxembourg Gardens

Cafe Carte

We arrived in Paris Sunday morning at 0915 Paris time, about 2:15am in Chicago. That arrival was only 11ish hours ago at the time that I'm writing this blog post, but it feels like a week ago. We jampacked a large amount of walking and cultural immersion into a single day. Some of the students on the Illinois Program in Paris are going to be living in foyers (cross between dorms and hostels). The rest of the students, myself included, are going to be living with host families around Paris. Regardless, all 15 students spend the first week staying at the FIAP Jean Monnet, located in the 14th arrondisement in Paris.

What is an arrondisement? Glad you asked! There are 20 unique districts in Paris. Below is a map. Basically, the 1st district is in the center of the city, and the rest of the districts spiral outwards from there in ascending numerical order. Some districts are known for certain traits - the 7th arrondisement has the Eiffel Tower, the 13th (my host family lives in this one) has Paris' Chinatown.


As for today's activities - we arrived at FIAP and dropped off all of our luggage. Our rooms were not yet ready, so we spent a significant amount of time walking around the 14th district. Here's a picture of me observing the architecture of Paris' residential buildings on the city's outskirts from the comfort of a warm cafe.



After some wandering, we returned to FIAP to finally get our rooms. The rooms are doubles with desks and two dressers. Almost identical to most dorms at the University of Illinois, except that these dorms have a shower and a bathroom.


And here's me inside the huge lobby. The place looks more like a hotel than housing for students.




I was able to take a much-needed shower and wash off the past 18ish hours of travel. Refreshed and rejuvenated, our crew spent 2+ hours strolling around Parc de Montsouris, which is a beautiful park on the southern edge of the 14th. The park was ENORMOUS, but what really struck us what that this park was far from the biggest park in Paris. The French clearly spend significant amounts of money on public spaces, parks, and pedestrian infrastructure. Below is a picture of me inside of the park. Take note of the lily pond and how it seamlessly connects to the large grassy area with the wooden bridge.


Here's some actual pictures of the park, it was beautiful.



As I finish writing this, it is about 8am on Monday in Paris. We're having breakfast in a bit, then heading to L'Institut Catholique, our university, to get oriented and learn about how classes will function when they start next week. I love you all, talk to you soon.

-Noah