How to Drain the Swamp, According to Donald Trump

Step 1

How 2 #DrainTheSwamp by D. Trump STEP 1: Hire long-time Republican Insider, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich

— (((Noah Feingold))) (@noahfinny) November 14, 2016

Step 2

How to #DrainTheSwamp by D. Trump STEP 2: Appoint the #RNC Chairman Reince Priebus as your Chief of Staff.

— (((Noah Feingold))) (@noahfinny) November 14, 2016

Step 3

How to #DrainTheSwamp by D. Trump STEP 3: Appoint alt-right extremist Steve Bannon to position that requires daily cooperation w/Preibus

— (((Noah Feingold))) (@noahfinny) November 14, 2016

Step 4

How to #DrainTheSwamp by D. Trump STEP 4: Give control of transition to Mike Pence, well-established Republican and former Governor

— (((Noah Feingold))) (@noahfinny) November 14, 2016

Step 5

How to #DrainTheSwamp by D. Trump STEP 5: Make sure to include Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie on your team, two career Repub. politicians.

— (((Noah Feingold))) (@noahfinny) November 14, 2016

Step 6

How to #DrainTheSwamp by D. Trump STEP 6: Continue Tweeting in perpetuity.

— (((Noah Feingold))) (@noahfinny) November 14, 2016

Step 7

How to #DrainTheSwamp by D. Trump STEP 7 (final step): DO NOT EDUCATE YOURSELF ON THE ISSUES OR ENTERTAIN OPPOSING VIEWPOINTS ⚠️⚠️⚠️

— (((Noah Feingold))) (@noahfinny) November 14, 2016